For all my talking about how I wasn’t going to pay a grand for an iPhone X, yeah, that lasted all of a month after launch before I bought one.

Admittedly, it is the nicest version yet of the Apple iPhone. And using an iPhone 6s Plus with the Home button now seems annoying and archaic.

The iPhone X is so nice I feel super guilty for covering up its beauty with a case, but I know if I don’t it will be covered in scratches ruining its pristine loveliness.

And the notch, yeah, you don’t even notice after about five minutes.

And doing my part in keeping one of the world’s richest companies solvent, I purchased a new Apple Watch Series 3 and AirPods.

I love the new Series 3 with LTE so much that I often go without my phone… you know, the one I just paid $1000 for.

And the AirPods… if anyone is wondering… yes, you can put them through the wash and they still work.

You’re welcome Apple.